And lastly, the song is rounded out with an assortment of unrelated animal noises. Then, seriously? You're going to rhyme Texas with "facts is"? And you know, Billy Mack doesn't even know what the facts is, because Billie Joe and Bobby Sue wouldn't still be running today if he did. Our take OK, first off, murder in the commission of armed robbery is worse than a "hassle," even a "great big" one. However, you must, at least, pretend to be wearing a pair.Ī sound of the '70s that details the lethal exploits of Billie Joe and Bobby Sue In fact, flipping up your shirt collar to sing this song is a requirement. A deeper listen suggests the song has something to do with seeing visions and a deceptive lover, but most people can never get past flipping up their shirt collars to sing the chorus over and over and over again. Before you know it, you're singing, "I wear my sunglasses at night" over and over, and you're wondering why you're wearing your sunglasses at night.
Our take The synthesized rhythm gets stuck in your head if you give the song even a half-listen. This 1984 hit is considered a classic '80s pop song and an example of New Wave music. He always likes to roam." We can guess why Foot Foot beat it. With zero zest and no sense of irony, the sisters hit the drums awkwardly and off the beat and bang with no real direction on guitars while singing homely lyrics like, "My pal's name is Foot Foot. Our take A splendidly horrid example from the no-lessons-ever branch of rock practiced by this 1960s trio of New Hampshire teens. Add three voices, singing together about a friend who can never be found. There's no sudden realization during your morning commute of what you've been singing along to all this time. At least a song like "I Wanna Sex You Up," from 1991, sounds like a sex song. Don't try to hide behind all the prettiness. And in the beginning, the lyrics try their best to confuse: "Saying I love you is not the words I want to hear from you." What the heck is that? It's impossible to understand, let alone punctuate. And that incongruity is what makes it the worst song ever people who are drawn to its acoustic guitar line and sweet harmonies will probably be a bit put off by its message. Our take This is probably the most beautiful have-sex-with-me song you'll ever hear. The immediate way they halt any fun, their harshness in killing any buzz, is reason enough for any of the songs above to deserve to win the worst-song-ever distinction. The songs have little appeal for men and require only a modicum of skill for the worst of dancers to keep up.
Our take If Stormtroopers had dance parties, this is what they would listen to. They're played at stadiums and middle school dances everywhere. Remember when suddenly everyone was enthusiastically - but awkwardly - going through the moves to the YMCA, the Electric Slide, the Cupid Shuffle, the Cha Cha Slide, The Stanky Leg or the Macarena? Yup. The singer has seduced a preacher and been undressed by kings? She's taken the sweet life but never knew she'd be bitter from the sweet? Blech! Who would take her advice? The most unbearable part is the center bridge, in which Charlene speaks a verse, starting, "Hey, do you know what paradise is?" The singing wasn't bad enough? A confessional song at its worst!īy Various Artists, but most likely a one-hit wonder never to be heard from again Our take So much is wrong in this song the title is only the beginning of what is laughable. In the song, a woman realizes too late what's important in life, and she tries to counsel a younger woman. Originally released in 1977, this tune didn't become a Top 5 smash until five years later.
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